Life is not the way it’s supposed to be. It is the way it is. The way you cope with it – is what makes the difference.
Not A Single Thought Of Mine
Courtesy of Alistair Beaton:
"Today I'm going to fall in love with myself again and tell the world what a special, giving person I am"
Hughes Mearns said:
"As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd stay away" and we are in a mood, apparently...[~lalalalala...sings a song, sulking in the corner - silly girl!]
More Bollocks, ladies and gentelmen:
(Alistair Beaton rules!)
Never too late
Does it feel too late to change your life? If so, put all the clocks in the house back by at least three hours. Use those extra hours to change your life.
Easy as pie
Make a pie chart of your love.
How big is a slice devoted to YOU?
Is the slice big enough?
Why not give yourself an extra slice?
Better still, why not give yourself the entire pie!
Profound.
The inner self is only the outer self turned inside out.
Light a candle and think about this.
Repetitive stress syndrome
Thinking of others can be very stressful. If you think of others all the time, you may become a victim of repetitive stress syndrome. Avoid this danger by thinking about yourself as much as possible.
Travel Plans.
Planning to travel? Why not stay at home and go on a beautiful meditation journey instead? It’s cheaper, it’s more fulfilling and you won’t have to meet other people!
This one particular - for Sheryl ;-) :
Virus
Your computer crashed? Your hard disk may be suffering from a cosmic imbalance, or “virus”. Restore your computer to health by taking the following steps:
1. Place a healing crystal on top of your monitor.
2. Clear your PC’s negative aura by lighting a joss stick
3. Reinvigorate your mouse by massaging it with essential oils
4. Energise your CD Rom drive by intoning ancient Hindu mantras
5. Buy a new computer.
More to come...Bollocks is limitless...