i'm paying attention.
and all the new tasks, the too-late confidence in me...won't stop me from shaking someone else's hand and signing on their dotted line.
i wonder how many inquiries an ad like this would get...
female looking for employment position:
i will be your leech food, your welcome doorway mat. i will jump as high as i can, when you blow your little plastic whistles, i'll empty my own f*cken trash can. i will take on the pile of to-dos... and won't ask for a penny more. i will smile 'til my face spasms. take short bathroom break to compose myself. i will welcome unprofessional remarks on my personal matters. i'll always show up for the company photo. when i'm six foot under
;-)
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today's Virgo horoscope:
Dare to do what feels right for your personal life. It's your time to shine -- surely you can relax a little. Administrators and enforcers gain points by showing their human faces.
honey. i'm daring, i'm daring but can you throw a pint of ice cream in there??
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ciao&meow
ps. Greensparkles... hope you're okay.
Slipperman! & Palimpsest! & Strangebrew! thanks for all of your great comments and support. you ladies ROCK!