X call center seeking articulate phone actresses to handle inbound call traffic. Great imagination a must. HS diploma req/ college preferred. Full training provided. Benifits + 401 K. monthly bonuses. commissions. Auditions conducted.
translation:
Adult call center or XXX call center looking for someone (preferably female) to help get someone else's rocks off (mostly male). We're looking for girls that have somewhat of a working brain upstairs that can come up with brilliant verbs and adjectives and limit the usage of words with only 1 or 2 syllables. We'll pay you, but not damned much. 401 K eligibility based on years put in, by the time 2 months have gone by, you'll be burnt out, trust me! Bonuses and commissions based on how many times you can get the poor sap to keep calling you, racking up his phone bill. leave your tights and piano music home, you'll be put on the spot in front of a few lonely guys to show what you've got. you get the job depending on how many of our panel excuse themselves to retreat into the mens room...
;-)
i guess i should stop screwing around and proceed with my part time employment hunting...