High School Memories
Thu Sep 22 2005

I saw a bit on the news about a 70something woman who received a letter form the US Marine Corps encouraging her to consider enlisting with them.  I got a chuckle out of it, knowing that it was just an administrative error, but it reminded me of my senior year in high school.

I don't know if recruiters still employ this method, but when I was in high school back in the dark ages recruiters obtained lists of names and phone numbers of high school seniors, and they would call them in their attempt to recruit these young people into their branch of the service.  While I did eventually end up joining the Air Force, when I was in high school I had no desire to join any branch of the service.  I got the same calls as my classmates, and figured after I heard from each branch that would be the end.  

Boy was I wrong!  The calls started in January (even though I was only 17 at that time), and they kept calling.  I guess they thought I would change my mind.

I finally got tired of it, and sought methods to discourage these persistent recruiters.  I finally hatched a plan that worked like a charm.  The next time one of the recruiters called, I expressed some interest.  I could hear the excitement on the phone, figuring he had just hooked me.  I let him go through his spiel, asking all the right questions, then when he asked if I wanted to set up an appointment I told him that it would have to be an evening appointment so my parents could drive me there.  He asked why I didn't drive myself and I told him that I was a parapalegic and unable to drive.

He actually got mad at me for not disclosing this to him at the beginning of the conversation.  I pointed out that he didn't ask and innocently stated that I thought maybe the military started accepting handicapped individuals for desk jobs.

He hung up, and I think he must have spread the word to the other recruiters as I never received another call from any recruiter.

If only this tactic worked with all telemarketers...
6 Comments
  • From:
    Dreamerbooks2003 (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Sep 22 2005
    LOL
    ** catching breath from laughter** Oh that was rich.
    My best friend was always getting induction notices.. it was in vietnam era and her name is spelled like the boy spelling. Oh yeah, back in the day.. they had names like jerry and gerry and cid and syd and one was a boy and the other spelling a girl.. anyway her dad named her and her sister these kinds of names.. with male spelling..
    She had to go through sending her birth certificate which specified what gender she was!
    Oh man.
    Thanx for the laugh today
    I needed it.. really!!!!!
  • From:
    1busymom (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Sep 22 2005
    ROFL....I got sick of them to and finally started telling them I had a heart condition......and I never heard from them again.
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Sep 22 2005
    Paraplegic, eh? What a ploy!

    Yeah, telemarketers are a pain in the ear. That's why I let the messager pick up most of the incoming phone calls.

    Actually, now I think about it, I don't get that many calls any more. Gee, ya think someone finally got the idea I don't spend money on stuff I don't need, don't want, and I've got all the insurance I can afford to pay for???

    Shalom
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Sep 22 2005
    hehehehe, good one!

    I remember getting a card saying I had to register for selective service *rolls eyes*. Try proving to the government you're female and don't have to. Guess they thought the boobs and birth certificate were both fake!
  • From:
    TxSweets (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Sep 23 2005
    *LMAO**!!!!

    That is histerical!
  • From:
    TraumaMama (Legacy)
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    Fri Sep 23 2005
    I thought Rafe was going to get voted out too, I kinda felt sorry for Morgan, she was shocked from being blindsided. Oh well, she has a spa appointment to look forward too. (per her parents at the end of the show)