It's All Yetzirah's Fault
Fri Jul 09 2004

It's all Yetzirah's fault. Alabama's song The Cheap Seats is stuck in my mind now. She commented in her diary today that she & her Hub Man will be going to a baseball game tomorrow night, and coincidentally my family will also be attending our local minor league team’s game.

#1 and #2 are rather excited about this. Not because of the game, but because the special guests at the game are the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. #1 has been carefully sniffing all of Hubby’s cologne for the past hour. I think he intends to make the most of it and try to ask one of the ladies out on a date. I don’t know how to break it to him that while these women may find him adorable and precocious, I don’t think they want to date a 14 year old.

In other news…

The repairman came today. He immediately turned on the washing machine, and it worked. “So… um… what’s the problem?” he asked me. When I stopped banging my head against the wall I described the history of Galloping Gertie. Everything works like a champ until it comes time to rinse, then the beast won’t spin without a push start, and last Saturday when I didn’t get to her in time to push start it, she stopped short and emitted a burning electrical smell.

Do you think any of this was evident while he was here? Noooooooooooooooooooo.

So he plays around with it, can’t get it to duplicate the problem, packs up his things and tells me to call if it doesn’t work again. He climbs into his service truck as I turn Galloping Gertie on to attempt to do laundery.

She won’t turn on.

As he is pulling away from my house down the road, I run out from my kitchen yelling and waving my arms frantically. “IT’S NOT WORKING AGAIN!!!!!” Neighbors with their small children playing outside make a grab for and run with their children, warning them to stay away from the crazy lady as I continue to run down the street to catch the repair man.

I finally get him back to the house, proudly turn the machine on again to show him, and the damn thing works.

At this point I educate the repairman on the finer points of the English language. #3, who was in the next room stood slack-jawed and eyes wide upon hearing his mom use these words. “You swore!” he exclaimed loud enough to be heard in the next county.

After fiddling with it for another 30 minutes, he is FINALLY able to get the problem to repeat. At last I had an official witness to the ghosts in the machine! The problem ends up to be (in his words) ”probably the lid switch”. He puts the part on order, tells me to use the machine if it works, and shows me how to stick my tongue out just the right way to get it to work until the part can be replaced next week.

So I am now doing the first laundry since last Saturday. The vacation from laundry was nice, but having clean underwear will be even nicer.

9 Comments
  • From:
    Yetzirah (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jul 10 2004
    What? No stick of dynamite? What kind of repairman IS he?
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jul 10 2004
    That's kind of like calling the exterminator to spray for the ants that have been driving you crazy for a month, and when he arrives they have all disappeared. Until the next day, of course. ;o)
  • From:
    Labyrinth (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jul 10 2004
    Why do i keep coming back to this diary even if you dont visit mine? not only cuz of that pic at the bottom but becuz you always give me a good roaring laughter emitted from my husky throat. Lmao!

    Now, am not sure if i was falling for that guy at the middle on your pic (cuz he looks like Travis). Maybe its cuz I am beginning to fall for you. Lol! You're a darling mom. Hehe!

    Orient:)
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jul 10 2004
    I am not sure you need a repairman. More than likely an exorsist would be the better choice. That thing sound possessed! *carefully backs away* :)
  • From:
    PixieKitten (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jul 10 2004
    least you only have to wait a week for yours, my repair guy FINALLY came thursday and the part for my washer is on back order and could take a month! but thats ok, i did what i should have done from the very start, who nees a $200 replacement part when you have duct tape!!!!

    oh, and i did the friend thing, says im already listed but i still cant get in =( not just here but on other diarys too.

    -pk-
  • From:
    Pinkspiritlady (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jul 10 2004
    That is so funny. The guy must have thought you were off your rocker, or a very lonely housewife.
    Thank goodness it repeated the problem finally.
  • From:
    Bogomils (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jul 10 2004
    That is too funny! I love the part about your #3 overhearing your use of profanity. I guess that is a rare thing in your household. Did you have to put a quarter in the swear jar?

    Hehehehe.
    Lots of Love, Bogo
  • From:
    AussieDeafMan (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jul 10 2004
    Reply to your private comment

    That I do know, believe me.
    I appreciate your point but do you ever NOT have them looked at because you are "moley"?
    THAT mole on THAT girl needed looking at by a skin specialist, which was my only point.
    And I'd lay bets on it being an immediate removal job.
    It had that look about it.
    Take care
    _|m/ ADM
  • From:
    Enchantedbutterfly (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Jul 11 2004
    The laundry gremlins are in full force! I hate that! LOL Seems you used the proper language though to make it wake up! hahahaha

    Hope you have fun at the game, good luck to your son in scoring a date! ;-)

    Butterfly