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Mon Aug 14 2006

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

-If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

-If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

-If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

-If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television

-If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

-And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

4 Comments
  • From:
    Toxicepiphany (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Aug 14 2006
    I already blame him for all the stress caused by the program known as Windows. :o) He's definitely going to be to blame when I die in front of the computer!
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Aug 14 2006
    That about covers it *sigh*
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Aug 15 2006
    Thanks for clearing my confusion. Now I know whom to blame for my arthritis. My doctor. Who else?

    Shalom
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Aug 16 2006
    That reminds me, Rick wants to know whats the difference between turkey kielbasa and regular (besides the obvious). Plus, just how tender is it in the crock? Details, please. ;o)

    Also, he says to ask about feathers, lol, and he's just being silly. Something about not knowing if turkey kielbasa comes with feathers.