Facing Reality
Tue Jul 06 2004

I’m now facing the reality that reared its ugly head Saturday. My washing machine.

Yes, once again Galloping Gertie is on the blink. This washing machine is only a year and a half old, and this is the second time she has tried to give up the ghost. The only think I can say is THANK GOD FOR A GOOD FACTORY WARRANTY!!!!!

Even when she is “working” she still needs help. When the rinse cycle kicks in, you have to open the lid and give the tub a spin start, or else there is no spin action. The last time she broke, the repairman said it was fixed, and it worked fine when he was here. The first load of laundry I did after he left though, it was back to push starting the beast.

Is it possible for a washing machine to be possessed? Maybe I need a priest and not a repairman?

Saturday morning as I was frantically trying to run a final load of laundry before we headed out for the weekend. The clothes I hoped to pack for the weekend were in the washer waiting to be agitated clean when Gertie went tits-up, or as we say around the kids, Tango-Uniform. Wanting to use crude and inappropriate words is greatly hindered when your children are standing nearby. Hubby and I have come up with several alternatives, as well as using some good old reliable acronyms. FUBAR and SNAFU factor largely in our vocabulary when things do not run smoothly. If something is FUBARed, we fix it with a WAG. If that doesn’t work, we know that it is SNAFUed.

The kids think we are either speaking a different language or are nuts. Right now with the washing machine being FUBARed, I definitely fall into the nuts category.

10 Comments
  • From:
    Yetzirah (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Jul 06 2004
    I know what FUBAR is but what is SNAFU and WAG?

    You can send the answer private if you like ;-)

  • From:
    PixieKitten (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Jul 06 2004
    ok, im familiar with FUBAR and SNAFU, they get used aroud here a lot too. but WAG has me wondering!

    and im definatly in on the posessed theory, cause my washing machine has gone T-U too! maybe its a worldwide conspiracy?

    -pk-
  • From:
    Sugardancer1007 (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Jul 06 2004
    I ended up buying a new washer last year after having mine for almost 15yrs. The year before it was the dryer after almost 10yrs. Not sure why one gave out faster than the other. Bought the new ones from Lowe's with an extended warranty. I feel for you Allie, I really do. Nothing like a FUBARed washer.

    Have a nice afternoon!
  • From:
    TraumaMama (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Jul 06 2004
    I can't believe my washing machine is still plugging along for as much laundry as I do which is at the bare minimum 2 loads a day.
    Love the private entry, I knew the first one, the rest are new.
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Jul 06 2004
    You'll love the recipe, Alli, it was easy and very good. Rick loved it, I think even more than I did. Let me know how it turns out. I need to post more! lol
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jul 07 2004
    I did know one of these. Many years ago my 80 year old grandmother told me the meaning of SNAFU. I nearly choked. lol It is just not what you expect to hear from your grandmother, but she had been an Army cook during WW2 so was quite up to date on her acronyms. :)
  • From:
    Alifelessordinary (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jul 07 2004
    I must say that has always been my favourite of Oscar's entries too! I read it out to so many people who were in tears of laughter!!!
  • From:
    Supertrooper (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jul 07 2004
    Thanks for adding me as a friend . I read your brothers very funny entry too . What a family ..lol . I come and read often and hope you pop over to mine sometime ...I'd like that . Take care ...
    hugs
    Linda xxx
  • From:
    Labyrinth (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jul 07 2004
    Lol @ your acronyms.

    Funny but I bought my mom a washing machine last December as a gift, after the old washer finally succumbed to its peace after five years. Can you imagine a sigh of relief from me when it finally gave up its last breath? LOL! Because it's old and rusty and Mom said it is still okay and dont wanna get rid of it. Goodness! Its more of an eyesore and an umistakeable source of tetanus!

    If I could yell then I could have given that washer a FOAGL. Hehehe! now you guess what that means!****roars in laughter

    Orient:)



  • From:
    Sugardancer1007 (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jul 07 2004
    My mother called that Peach/onion concoction "chutney" because it has a "bite" to it. She says that its good with foods like pork and even certain beans. We got a few tomatoes this year but most have rotted because of the excessive amount of rain we have gotten lately. Well, we'll just have to try again next year. Have a great evening!