Well, I got my wish and got to have adult conversation today. I picked up #1 from school due to behavior issues he was having.
I hate it when he behaves like this.
Now, since he does not have any homework, he is being my chore slave. He is currently working on his room, but will be out in the back on poop patrol in a little bit. I may even have him rake the side yard. I think all the leaves from every deciduous tree in the neighborhood is there.