I'm chuckling at #2 and to some extent #3. There is a Lizzie McGuire Movie that comes out in May with Hilary Duff as Lizzie McGuire (a popular kids TV show, for those who don't have kids).
#2 seems to have quite a crush on Ms. Duff, as when the ad for the movie ended a big, soulful sigh emitted from him.
Teen crushes are so cute!