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Nose Vacuum's
Wed Feb 05 2003

Sandi commented:
EEEEWWWWWWWWW, Ok what would the bags for this vacuum cleaner look
like? Would each person have their own machine or would they be like sonic
toothbrushes where everyone has his or her own nasal attachment? You
know who would be responsible for changing the bag ......yep......MOM! I know, it snot funny!

Hmm, you bring up a good point. Back to the drawing board!

Actually I think I'm going to go sit in a sauna today and try to bake some of this cold out of me. Maybe breathing hot dry air will dry up my sinuses some so they stop sloshing every time I move.

I know... gross.

3 Comments
  • From:
    Palimpsest (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 05 2003
    Er ... share too much there Alli? Ack! on the sinuses.

    As for nose vacuums ... genetic engineering of most hound-dogs should make excellent nose-vacuumers. With all that floppy skin holding the lips on, you could hide little vacuum bags right inside the cheek and nobody would be the wiser.
  • From:
    Kaliko88 (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 05 2003
    Hey Alli, I'm commenting on your comment, JUST CAUSE I CAN! *heehee* Actually, I was also going to say ick on the nose vacuums and suggest peppermints. They'll help you breath a little better, they taste far better than Halls *yuck*, and they actually soothe the throat a bit.

    Hope you feel better. Look on the bright side, at least it's not the flu or pneumonia. :)

    >^..^<
  • From:
    Cutypops (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 05 2003
    returning the favour!

    I've been sneezing all afternoon myself......