All I want to do is sleep for a week or two.
I haven't been able to breathe through my nose all day, my ears seem to be filled with fluid which mutes the world around me. I think I could eat an entire onion right now without tasting it.
I think someone needs to invent an industrial strength, but miniature vacuum cleaner for clearing out sinuses.
OK, maybe that is going a bit far. Then again, maybe not.