Can you be illegally blind?
If a blind person takes LSD, would they see things, or just think they see things?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why does Wal-Mart have 20 check out lanes and only 2 cashiers working?
Who closes the door after the bus driver gets out?
Why are there lock on a store thats open 24 hours a day 7 days a week?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
If a fly doesn't have wings, is it called a walk?
If a fortune teller gets hit by lightning, did he or she see it coming?
Why do children ages 13-16 have to pay the adult price at the movie
theater, but can not watch rated R movies?
If a cow laughs too hard, will milk come out of its nose?
If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
Why do they call them buildings when they are already done?
Weird is weird. It doesn't follow the "i before e except after c" rule.
Why are they called restrooms if you don't rest in them?
What do you say when God sneezes?
Do you ever wonder if fish feel wet?
Why is it called common sense if it isn't so common?
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
If you arrested a mime, would you tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
If the world is getting smaller, why do they keep raising the postal
rates?