Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
No, I'm not sharing this from my own experience. It's a bumper sticker I saw and got a chuckle from.
Jury duty is... productive so far. I've got a LOT of crocheting done! I'm almost finished with one blanket, and starting to think about the next one I'll make.
We actually don't have to go in today, so I'm going to work so my co-worker can have a break.
Other than that and some gardening I've done lately nothing has happened. It's wonderful to live a boring life for a while. Of course, now that I've said that one of the kids will get in trouble and things will get exciting again.
Boy do I hope that doesn't come true!