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Thu Jun 15 2006

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

6 Comments
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 16 2006
    *giggles madly*
  • From:
    Yetzirah (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 16 2006
    OMG....
    I think I'm gonna hurl.

    Gak!

  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 16 2006
    Hmmmm!

    Shalom
  • From:
    DancingButterfly (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 16 2006
    *Falls off chair laughing*
    Wow!
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 16 2006
    HaHaHaHaHaHa......I did not see the movie (on purpose I might add), but I will never be able to hear those phrases again without busting out in laughter.
  • From:
    Kaliko88 (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 16 2006
    Okay, now I'm definitely not going to see the movie. I'd end up thinking of this list and giggling the whole way through.

    >^..^<