A couple days ago I was talking to the twins about their medications for when they go to stay with my Bro & SIL while I'm in Vegas. I told them I would likely be taking the bottles so Steve & Kathy can see what the directions say in order to medicate them correctly.
At this point #1 offered to give them all the information. He held up the first bottle and said he would let them know he takes that once a day in the morning, held up the second and said he would let them know he takes it three times a day. He then held up #2's bottle and said he would let them know that #2 took it once in the morning ... rectally.
#2 was not amused, I couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes.