In anticipation of Talk Like a Pirate Day on Sunday, I've started to gather all my supplies. I have the fake peg-leg, stuffed parrot, lots of rum, I just can't find my eye-patch.
I briefly considered spray painting Rocky red, yellow and green so he would look like a parrot, but he wouldn't hold still and now I'm having a heck of a time getting the damn paint out of the carpet.
Bummer... I mean aaarrrrrrrggghhh.