Domesticating Allimom
Thu Jul 08 2004

While I have been a wife and mom for many-a-year, I’m not exactly what you would call the domestic type. I would much rather geek on a computer than do typical housewifey things. It’s not that I don’t like the idea of doing these things mind you; I’m just not very good at them.

Take sewing for example. I stink. Any minor repairs that need to be done by hand, pretty much guarantees that I will require a blood transfusion afterwards. As mentioned in a previous entry, my one attempt at making a shirt resulted in a three-armed shapeless mess that my mom and home-economics teacher had no idea how I accomplished it. There have been one or two exceptions to this, but they are few and far between.

With cooking I can mostly hold my own on. Unfortunately most the things I cook my family tends to turn their nose up at. Due to that I have developed something of a discouraged attitude with regards to almost any cooking. I find myself begrudgingly making dinners. I don’t mind BBQing, as the kids and Hubby almost always like anything that comes off the grill. But then, Hubby does the BBQing, unless he is out of town and at that point I take over the task.

This attitude I have towards cooking has left me feeling surprised that I am eager to try canning various foodstuffs this summer. I fully acknowledge that the likelihood of my kids not wanting to try, much less like the things I would put up does not hinder me. I’m doing this for myself. I remember enjoying all the foods my mom canned when I was younger, and I would like to re-experience those foods again. The kids be damned, I want homemade jam and pickles! Of course, having only watched my mom, aunt and neighbor do these things as a child about the age of #3, and never having done it myself, leaves me with a feeling of trepidation.

While ignoring that feeling, I started going through the Ball Blue Book last night that my SIL generously let me borrow. Since she is off her feet following surgery for bone spurs, she will not be using it any time soon, so it was no imposition for me to have possession of it for a short time. So, last night, while tunelessly humming Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend (Marilyn’s version, not Nicole’s) I leafed through the book to discover what goodies I wanted to try my hand at. This is where I ran into trouble. I want to make EVERYTHING. Even the things I’ve never heard of before! I felt like a kid on Christmas morning, discovering more goodies with every turn of the page. Take Fig Pickles for example. Who gives a fig if I don’t like figs? I want to make ‘em! Prickly Pear Marmalade? Not a clue where to get a prickly pear, but I want to make it! Chutney? Never heard of it, but sure do want to make it!

Hubby came home for a run earlier to find me, eyes glazed over, leafing through the book and still tunelessly humming, interrupted only occasionally by murmuring unintelligible things. I think I overheard him say something about obsessive/compulsive disorder.

I’m not obsessed.

Oh! Ambrosia Conserve! I’m not sure what it is, but I’m adding it to my list!

I’m NOT obsessed!

16 Comments
  • From:
    Yetzirah (Legacy)
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    Thu Jul 08 2004
    If you have access to blackberries free for the picking, DO try the Blackberry Cordial in the book. It is fabulous. I used to serve it in little wine glasses to my boys. There's no alcohol, but it has a complex deep flavor that is what I WISH wine tasted like!

    Have fun.
    Peach Chutney is good too. I may even have enough peaches to make a batch of that too this year!
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    Monstergue (Legacy)
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    Thu Jul 08 2004
    If you like glazed meats, do try the chutneys. My personal fav is cranberry orange. Goes great on chicken, turkey, or ham.

    Prickley pear marmalade is terrific but trust me when I say that even if you did manage to find the prickley pears, they are an utter bitch to peel and dangerous to boot (all those tiny barbs!) Not for the novice canner.

    I am sure you will find many wonderful things to can. It is a gratifying hobby. Are you using a traditional canner or a pressure canner? Enquiring minds want to know!
  • From:
    TraumaMama (Legacy)
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    Thu Jul 08 2004
    I remember when I fell in love with canning. I canned everything in sight only to find out no one would eat it. Then I decided it was cheaper to buy it than stand around the canner for hours. Except for tuna fish, that I had to lock up. Every once in a while I think about doing it again, but now I am just plain lazy.
    Have fun!
  • From:
    MagicWhiskey (Legacy)
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    Thu Jul 08 2004
    I find those firefighters distracting still. What was I going to say? Oh yes pickled beets. Yum.
  • From:
    Monstergue (Legacy)
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    Thu Jul 08 2004
    I, too, have a healthy respect for pressure canners. But, as you say, accidents can happen with any kind of water boiling activity. About 2 years ago, I was parboiling a chicken when I heard a loud BANG. Upon investigation, I found that I had put the wrong lid on the pot, pressure had built up causing a minor explosion that flung a whole chicken skyward, annhilating the vent cover over the stove and unbalancing the ceiling fan. It took me DAYS to get all the chicken parts cleaned up.
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
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    Thu Jul 08 2004
    I went to an Antiques Roadshow in Baltimore seven or so years ago. It's like show-and-tell for adults. You're going to stand for hours in a snakey line, looking at all the stuff the people around you brought and showing off your own stuff. Make sure to bring drink and muchies ... did I mention that you'll probably wait for hours until one of the experts sees you?
  • From:
    Yetzirah (Legacy)
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    Thu Jul 08 2004
    One of the kids?


    :-)
  • From:
    Franisbueno (Legacy)
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    Fri Jul 09 2004
    wow! that is so cool! and you have a bunch of old family stuff don't you? if you don't, you can take my stuff! :)
  • From:
    Annette (Legacy)
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    Fri Jul 09 2004
    Canning eh?

    Yuk.

    ;)

    @
  • From:
    Enchantedbutterfly (Legacy)
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    Fri Jul 09 2004
    JEALOUS HERE!!! I wanna go to the antique roadshow! How did you manage to swing that?

    As for canning...I have a large variety of ball jars, I have the book, I have a waterbath canner and a pressure canner. However...I have never canned a blessed thing in my life! LOL

    I think I like to put on the appearance that I am domestic without being domestic. LOL

    Maybe I will get a wild hair and test it out this summer. I have only had everything for 4 years or so!

    Have a great evening....

    Butterfly
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    InStitches (Legacy)
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    Fri Jul 09 2004
    No need to be afraid of pressure canners. The new ones on the market today have built in safety valves. If the pressure were to build to high, the little plug pops out and the pressure is released. They also have pressure locks so they can not be opened until the pressure has dropped.

    I have used a pressure canner for years and have never had a problem. I highly recommend the Mirro brand with a weighted guage.

    That said, however, I do think starting with chutneys and jams that can be done in a water bath canner is a good place to start.

    Home canning is really quite simple to learn and the Ball Blue Book takes you through it step by step. I think you will enjoy yourself once you get going.

    Sing out if you need help.
  • From:
    Sugardancer1007 (Legacy)
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    Fri Jul 09 2004
    I have never been overly domesticated either (sounds like I am a brood mare or something. LOL!) so it usually surprises me, after all these years, that I am a compulsive clean freak. I love to cook and do it dispite (or in spite of) grumblings from those who consume my edible fare. I have managed to can some peppers from our garden but refuse to eat them. I have no idea why. I think you should have fun with this, goodness knows, I have had fun reading about it. LOL!! Have a great weekend!
  • From:
    Monstergue (Legacy)
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    Fri Jul 09 2004
    I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous!! I love antiques roadshow. It was in town when mom was in the hospital last fall and I missed going with a friend who had tickets. Maybe next time *sigh*
  • From:
    AnneOakley (Legacy)
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    Fri Jul 09 2004
    Thanks for the info. I had a friend who had a hearing dog but it took her forever to get a dog. No fun thou. I taught my 2 dogs how to get my attention and it worked very well.

    Sadly, they are gone.

    Again, Thanks for your thought!

    Hugs, ao
  • From:
    Toxicepiphany (Legacy)
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    Fri Jul 09 2004
    Yeah, when I offer to cook something, the eater must keep in mind if he/she wants it edible, they either have to chance it or buy something to eat.

    Congratson the AR tickets! :oP Hope you find something that's worth some money. AR reminds me of the Will and Grace episode where they watch it and make the face. lol.
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    Bogomils (Legacy)
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    Sat Jul 10 2004
    Boiling water method is good for many fruits and pickles but not for meat base products. I was given two different sized pressure cookers as gifts. I haven't tried using them for canning yet. I have a electric stove and waiting for a gas stove to try them out. I prefer a gas stove to electric for canning. No flame equals NO heat.

    I have canned home made tomato sauce, jams, fruit sauces, pickles, chuntney, and apple mincemeat. One method I don't recommend is the oven method. The dry air of the oven has caused the jars to explode. In old cook books on canning, this was a method that was recommended at one time.

    Good luck and if you need any unique recipes let me know.... Bogo