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Thanks to Oscar
Fri Oct 31 2003

for this morning chuckle:


At Baltimore-Washington International Airport (BWI) today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying Weapons of math instruction.

3 Comments
  • From:
    Monstergue (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Oct 31 2003
    about your washing machine, that is sort of one of those good news/bad news things......
  • From:
    Pinkspiritlady (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Nov 01 2003
    We had to stop giving candy to anyone over 10 years old. There were so many teenagers last year that the little kids could not get candy because we ran out. I think after 10 they should handout candy instead of collect it.
  • From:
    TraumaMama (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Nov 02 2003
    Have you watched Survivor yet?!
    It was awesome, what a great twist!!
    What a wimp Osten is. You'd think a guy like him who is in such good shape would't be such a baby!
    He will never live down the way he left. A first in Survivor history.