So... my parents are down visiting, right? We are all out for dinner at Shari's one night, with Dad and Hubby talking about how the 5th wheel is set up and equipped.
Dad remarks to Hubby that he found where he stored all the tools and Playboy magazines. Without looking up, I said "Oh, those are mine."
I thought my Mom was going to squirt milk through her nose. I think my Dad actually stopped breathing for about 30 seconds. The kids... well let's just say that I've never seen their eyes get that big. #1 managed to spit out "That's just wrong!"
Let me clarify that we don't actually have any Playboy magazines in the house or in the 5th wheel. But the opportunity was too good to pass up.