OK, everyone reading this who has seen the movie Caddyshack, raise their hands.
It wasn't a Baby Ruth.
It was interesting to see their "sterilization process". Basically, the offending item is fished out with a net (quite a process to watch if the turd is on the bottom of the pool) and thrown away. Large quantities of granular chlorine or other types of Pool Sanitizer is thrown in to every part of the pool reachable by lifeguards standing along the edge throwing it. The filtration system is then turned on "High" and run for an hour (keeping everyone out of the pool during this time of course). After that the pool is "Inspected" to see if it is sanitary enough for people to go back in.
We watched this with mild interest (OK, the kids watched it, I continued to read Dune and soak up the sun). When the all clear was given dozens of kids around the pool gleefully jumped in to resume their interrupted activities.
After 45 minutes, when a second turd was found I decided it was time to go home.
Ah well, the kids had fun and burned off some excess energy (and I was able to further work on my tan). That's all that matters!