Actually, I don't want to restrict the boys movements, I just want to get them to do their chores and homework with less attitude than they have this afternoon. Maybe a taser or electric cattle prod would be better. I still think that the electrode implanted just under their skin at the base of their spine, with a remote control that would deliver a mild but unpleasant shock whenever they have bad behavior is a good idea.
What?
#3 had swimming earlier today, and #2 has Tae Kwon Do in about an hour. Between those times I have been chasing after them, cooking dinner, and trying to study for my math test. After #2 is delivered to his class and I come home (hubby meets us there from his class) I need a nice chilled glass of wine or three, or a nice big bowl of ice cream. Since we only have enough wine for me to use in my marinade tomorrow, I think the ice cream will win out. Oh! I forgot about the brandy in the cupboard! Hmm, it's been there since November. Does that stuff have a shelf life? I didn't think so.
I want to say this here, so in the future when I'm cursing it I can have proof that I didn't always feel that way. In math right now we're factoring polynomials, and I'm having a blast doing it. So, if I curse it come finals time, or in the future, I have this to remind that it is fun if I let it be.
No, I'm not on drugs.