The Officer asked us both to step out of the car, after opening the glove box and popping open the trunk/boot. Both of us having gone through security checks before were nonchalantly doing this as he was telling us. At that point, Frannikins decides to have some fun with it.
"I don't mind having the car checked, but it is the frisking that leaves me giddy!" She told the officer. The look on his face was classic.
"Um... you've been... FRISKED before?" he managed to stammer out. (You need to keep in mind that Frannikins used to be a Bud Girl, and has the looks and body to still be one should she choose. You know, the kind of body that the rest of us wish we had? And drop dead gorgeous on top of that.)
I told him that she was just hoping to get lucky that night.
At this point, Frannikins begins dancing around chanting "I've got contraband, and you can't fiiiiiind it!"
The Officer looks over his shoulder and calls to the two other young Officers across the road, "Hey guys, we have someone here who want's to be frisked!". Both other officers yelled back for her to hang around, they would be off shift in a few hours.
I'm fairly certain that was the only time a security check was entertaining. It tickled both of us. Then again, we are both easily amused.