Find and buy the perfect pair of shoes. I was pleased to find that one of the local department stores still has their policy of splitting sizes. I was glad to find out that I only need to buy one pair of shoes instead of two, and they will fit each of my feet!
I don't know why this struck me funny, but I came across a quote from a TV show:
"You can't bottle your feelings up. If you keep all those feelings inside then laxatives become involved." Like I said, it gave me a chuckle.