"You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." -Steve Martin
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." -Drew Carey
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."- Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - Matt Barry
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George
Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 560SL convertible" - unknown