I snore.
I am honest enough with myself to acknowledge that I put jet engines to shame. I would even say that I register on the Richter Scale, particularly when my snoring is compounded by allergies and sinuses.
However....I don't snore every night, just nights during my allergy season. This season spans from March through December (Christmas trees are wonderful snore conductors). My snoring also occurs when I have a cold. I usually get colds in January and February.
My children are fortunate enough to be young enough that they sleep through anything. Hunkka-hunkka Hubby is not so fortunate. If he is already asleep when I fall asleep he is able to sleep through my nocturnal rumblings. Hunkka-hunkka Hubby can also hold his own in the snoring aspect. He has been known to shake windows for a 3 block radius.
Now why do I bring all of this up? I discovered last night that all three of my boys seem to be aspiring snorers. As I went to bed last night, the sounds of chain saws were coming from all three of their rooms...
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