Dear Allimom,
We would like to welcome you and Indigo to our clinic and express our thanks at enabling us to purchase a new SUV.
We offer a wide range of services. As we would like to put a new underground pool in the back yard of all the Veternarians working here, we would like to encourage you to take advantage of the Pet Dentist we keep on staff here.
We also have pet grooming and boarding services at exorbitantly inflated prices which allow our employees to maintain their memberships in the local Country Club and purchase a new set of golf clubs each year. To expedite our boarding requirements, we will immunize your pet at three times the normal fee. This enables us to send our own children to private schools so they can follow in their parents footsteps.
Again, welcome to the clinic and we look forward to emptying your bank account!
Sincerely,
The Pet Doctor