See franisbueno's diary entry about religous intolerance for the reason behind this entry.
DISCLAIMER: I have nothing against Baptists. Any religious sect can be used where I use this, depending on whose goat you are trying to get.
So, a man dies and goes to heaven. While strolling toward the Pearly Gates he spies St. Peter and calls out to him "Hey! St. Peter!" and waves frantically.
St. Peter looks at him, puts his finger to his lips and shushes him.
Confused, the man calls again "St. Peter! Over here!" still waving frantically.
Again St. Peter shushes him, then walks over to him.
"See that wall?" St. Peter points to a nearby wall.
"Yes" the man replies.
"Well, the Baptists live on the other side there and think they're the only ones here! So BE QUIET!!!"