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Thu Jan 03 2008

I'm going to find a way to give all males on this earth gene-therapy that will inject into them the gene required for changing a roll of toilet paper. Not just setting it on the back of the toilet. Not balancing it on top of the old (and now empty) roll. Not putting it somewhere on the floor in the vicinity of the toilet. Actually CHANGING the damn roll and throwing away or recycling the empty roll.
7 Comments
  • From:
    PixieKitten (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jan 04 2008
    I volunteer every male in my household as test subjects to get that gene therapy happening for the betterment of mankind! I will never understand why it is so difficult for them.

    -pk-
  • From:
    DancingButterfly (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jan 04 2008
    Amen!
    Though I have to say my son is very good at changing toilet rolls. Probably because he gets stickers for doing good things :)
  • From:
    Yetzirah (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jan 04 2008
    I think we should stop using those dumb roll holders and just have a peg that sticks out from the wall in an upright position. Save us all a lot of frustration.

    ;-)
  • From:
    Kaliko88 (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jan 04 2008
    Think that would work for putting trash actually IN the trash can instead of in front of it?

    >^..^<
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jan 04 2008
    Good luck with that. And putting the toilet seat DOWN!

    In my house the lid goes down, too, because I don't want my cats drinking from, or even investigating, the toilet !!!!


    Bless
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jan 05 2008
    I wish you luck, but forgive me if I don't hold my breath. The male brain is not easily reprogramed. :)
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Jan 06 2008
    The male "brain:? Have scientists actually located that?