I love my children, don't get me wrong. There are things about their lives though, that I'm looking forward to not having to deal with. For instance, when they are angry or upset about anything, they destroy something.
We have holes in our walls, not a single set of dishes or glasses that are complete, even my cooking utensils have suffered the brunt of their wrath. I don’t think I have a single spoon, spatula or other kitchen utensil that is not broken or mangled in some fashion.
Now, before you go thinking that they get away with any of this, let me reassure you that they don’t. Unless I don’t know which one was the culprit. For damage done, the offender is grounded and given extra chores. If somehow they manage it so I don’t know who did it…they are all grounded until two of them rat out the offending brother.
Grounding at this time of the year is particularly punishing. The weather is warming up, and they can’t go out with their friends, and more importantly…season finales are rapidly approaching. #1 will do just about anything to make sure he does not miss a single episode of Smallville!
I’m looking forward to a time when I can have nice things and not worry about them getting destroyed. I’m looking forward to a home with no holes in the walls or doors. I’m looking forward to a complete set of dishes, spatulas that aren’t melted or broken, serving spoons that are straight! I’m looking forward to no mysterious marks appearing on the walls or ceilings (why and how they get the marks on the ceiling is beyond me). I'm looking forward to not having somebody try to blame damage on the dog (there is NO WAY Shelby can reach high enough to have made that hole in the wall!).
The way I see it, when they move out I'll give them all the stuff of mine that they broke over the years, then buy myself something new!
Is that wrong of me?