Boy-o-boy, I don't know where this bug is that I've caught today, but wherever it came from can have it back.
Between spending the day curled into a fetal position and hiding under blankets, I did manage to get some of my seeds started when the stomach pain did not have me curled into a tight ball.
Right now, I'm going to find something to distract the kids until Hubby gets home and go hide under my covers praying to God to get me through this bug quickly.