He currently works weekends at the McDonald’s I go to. I have a serious crush on him, but don’t know how to act on it. Today I was hoping he’d be the one to wait on me, and maybe we could engage in some banter, but it didn’t happen. And when I went up for my drink refill, he was the only one behind the counter, but as luck would have it, he wasn’t finished waiting on another customer. I was willing to wait, but this chick swooped upon me out of nowhere and took care of it, so I didn’t get to talk to him.

I nearly had a meltdown afterward.

I’m crazy for even thinking about this. The kid has got to be less than half my age. I’m guessing he’s a college student. Still, I can’t help but be charmed and enchanted.