My work here is done.

(Shhh… do you hear something?)

Nope.

(I do. It’s the sound of laughing.)

Hey, I’m trying to have a moment here.

(Dude, who’s going to put all that it in the woodshed when it’s dry?)

You are a real buzzkill, you know that?

(Snort. Beats stacking wood.)

Sigh.