Spider!

If you don’t like them, don’t look any further down this page.

I don’t like them either.

AT ALL.

I would rather see a snake to tell you the truth.

But as I was sitting in the back yard swing this morning enjoying the delta breeze that showed up last night and will be cooling us down all day… I saw him/her.

Believe me, I had no desire to ask about gender.

Brace yourself.

(Drama queen.)

Oh really?

Oh really???

Get a load of this:

And this:

(Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Make it go away!)

I TOLD you.

Anybody know what kind of spider it is?

I have never seen one like it before, and won’t mind one bit if I never see another.

I want some suburban back yard cred for getting close enough to get this picture though. You can email it to me. I’ll tack it on my bulletin board.

I accidentally knocked one of his web moorings loose in the process and now he has to go to work.

I don’t really care that much.

We aren’t friends or anything.

(Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Let me in the hooouuuse!)

Hey, ( ) you look funny waving your curvy lines over your head like that.

Oh I have to laugh. iMac’s word processing program just felt compelled to pop up a little note on the screen to tell me that ‘this sequence of punctuation marks is unusual’.

He has NO idea how ‘unusual’ those punctuation marks REALLY are does he?

In this department, iMac is iClueless.

But he still looks good while he’s doing it.