Comments on: The Oracle Speaks 2011

By: 404Error

404Error — Mon, 09 May 2011 20:32:28 +0000

Dear Oracle,

We shall attempt "Poop Camp" this week, but alas, I hold little hope of success. This is something Chihuahuas have great difficulty in doing because, I’m told, they are so small that the next room seems like an entirely different place to them. But something has got to give, as we cannot continue living in a world covered in newspaper and piddle pads. *sigh*

By: FutureCat

FutureCat — Mon, 09 May 2011 20:12:26 +0000

The oracle shows her greatness once again with amazing predictive powers - the earth just wasn't satisfied with the furniture last night and decided to not only move the sofa, but the bookcases as well. I wouldn't mind, but if only she wouldn't chose to do the heavy lifting at 3am!

(In other words, we were woken by a 5.3 in the early hours this morning...)

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By: InStitches

InStitches — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:04:33 +0000

Thank you Great Oracle; I suspected as much.

Indeed, there is a HEN in residence, but she tells me often she is NOT a Kitchen HEN and can’t be bothered watching pots! I am not sure reprimanding will help, but I shall sit her down none the less…….that is if I can find her. She’s taken to hiding a great deal these days.

By: mamallama

mamallama — Mon, 09 May 2011 17:01:19 +0000

P.S. Thanks, SIL! You have managed, once again to give me the greatest of giggles.

{{{HUGS}}}

By: mamallama

mamallama — Mon, 09 May 2011 16:59:43 +0000

Dear Oracle, Although I am greatly disappointed in your answer, I somewhat understand. But really, could you possibly be any worse than the one we have now?

My apologies to all Dems reading this, but I am also a Dem and feel I have the biggest reason to complain.

Thank you again, Dear Oracle for taking the time to answer.