Hay Dairy,
I pulled my double shift friday. I got friday night at ll:00 pm. On the way home I got pulled by the police. In that little scrap up I had with the median rail my side view mirror got knocked off. I got a warning ticket for not having a sideview mirror. I was gonna get a new one. $104 dollars, I made the old one work Dairy.

Oh Dairy, we got some mean womens at the church. I told ya I are teaching the older women on sexual purity, remember that Dairy? Well I herd through the grapevine that some of them are talking about axing me some embarassing questions. Then two of them told me straight up they was gonna do it. I told them go right ahead I can take it. Then I warned them I can dish it out allsew. I told them I may end up sitting in there with a bunch of red faced ladies. I think it will be ok. I intend to have sum fun with it either way.

Well dude, I reckon that is all for now. You take real good care of your self now. I’ll see ya later Dairy.

PROVERBS 5:20 AND WHY WILT THOU, MY SON, BE RAVISHED WITH A STRANGE WOMAN, AND EMBRACE THE BOSOM OF A STRANGER?

I AM VONSTEGALL AND I ARSN’T EMBRACING NO STRANGE BOSOMS!!!!