Dearest Dairy,
I getted to work last nite and the first thang I herd was that a girl gotted her finger cut off. She got it cut doing something that I do everyday. You would think that I would think about it every time I performed this act, but I didn’t really give it much thought, I just went on about my business. That don’t sound good that I didn’t think much of a safety issue.

Hey Dairy dude, this place called Hollywild Safari Park has a great light thang every year. They also have a deer forest, actually it is a pasture but they call it a forest, heck there ain’t even any trees in it, but it is so cool. You buy some bread if’n ya want to feed them and ya drive into the pasture and there are hundreds of deer running around, some big bucks, little fawns, some of them albino ones, and some with big humps like camels. It is pretty awesome. We took the kids last year and a couple of elderly ladies, we hope to do it again this year. Oh yeah, Dairy I almost forgot after the deer forest they have a petting zoo, with buffaloe, camels, lama’s, goats, boars, ostriches, pot belly pigs, and some other big ugly animals. You can buy some bottled milk and feed the goats and camels and other animals. Last year was our first year but we intend to make it a tradition, which is strange because we usually prefer not to indulge in the secularization of Christmas.

I has one more day and then I am off for nine days. YeeeeHaaaa!!! We has so much we want to do. I just don’t see how we will get it all done and still the obligatory family stuff. Don’t get me wrong Dairy, I love my family and even my in-laws, but there is so much to do and so little time to do it. I would love to take a trip next week or at Christmas but it just don’t look like we will have much extra money this year. This will be the first time in several years we hasn’t been able to go anywhere, but then again we may take off and go somewhere anyway. We have talked about Brunswik Georgia.

Well Dairy, dude I reckon that is all fer now, sea ya later.

JOHN 15:8 HEREIN IS MY FATHER GLORIFIED, THAT YE BEAR MUCH FRUIT; SO SHALL YE BE MY DISCIPLES.

I AM VONSTEGALL AND I HAVE A HANKERIN TO GO SOMEWHERE!!!