TO: The guy who waited on me at Ann Sather this afternoon around 2:30 pmFROM: The guy sitting near the window who ordered the Tom Turkey dinner
Dear Server,
You forgot to provide me with the customary cinnamon roll, even after I politely reminded you (to which you replied "OK" in a rather surly manner). For this reason, I "forgot" to leave your tip.
(See? I can be a real bitch if crossed... As I've said before, you do not want to get on my bad side. Capisce?)
But do take heart... I deposited what would have been your tip into the Salvation Army kettle down the street. I'm sure the Salvation Army thanks you for your generous donation.
Sincerely,
Your Customer
P.S. Many thanks for a somewhat less-than-pleasant dining experience. Just what I needed on this gloomy, rainy day.