1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Depends on which ex...?2. Your best friend tells you (s)he's pregnant. What is your reaction?
"Do you really want to be chasing after a teenager in your 70s?"
3. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
I feel like that nearly every day.
4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
I think I'd name him Brennan; it was my grandfather's middle name and it sounds cool!
5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Bree. I've been running across that name a lot lately.
6. What are you craving right now?
A long, hot blow job.
7. What was the last thing you cried about?
I don't remember.
8. When you buy something and your change is a penny, do you keep it?
Heck, yeah. Those pennies add up!
9. What color is your tissue box?
It's a greyish-blue; goes well with my bathroom wall color.
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No ceiling fans here. In my last two apartments, I had ceiling fans and never remembered to dust them.
11. What is the last voicemail you received about?
The pharmacy reminding me it's time to refill my prescriptions.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
The possibility came up that I might lose a medical benefit I have. It all worked out, though.
13. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Not one of my own, but I've sold things at someone else's garage sale.
14. What is the last beverage you had?
A tall glass of Diet Rite Pure Zero cola.
15. Are you happy right now?
Eh...
16. Who came over last?
Sean.
17. Do you drink energy drinks?
You mean like Red Bull and all that? Never tried 'em, and think they're a lot of hype.
18. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No.
19. Dark or light jeans?
Dark and tight... make that package stick out!
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
I think it was "Suspect", that 1987 movie where Cher was rather unconvincing (IMHO) as a public defender.
21. What is in your pocket?
Nothing.
22. Who introduced you to your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nobody.
23. Where do you hurt?
My right thigh has been smarting off and on... I got this unexplained scratch there and it's a bad one!
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
I don't do Wal-Mart.
25. When is your birthday?
March 2 (Day after tomorrow!).
26. What are you going to do after this?
Probably watch a movie... "America" on Lifetime.
27. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Who the hell remembers?
28. What about your favorite dessert?
Truffle Mousse Torte Cake from Jewel in-store bakery. Looked for one today but didn't find one. If I don't get one for my birthday, I'm not going to be a very pleasant person to be around!
29. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
First name is same as a deceased uncle on my mom's side. Middle name is a variant on my mom's middle name.
30. Do you like pickles?
No. I'm prejudiced against them.
31. Is someone in love with you?
I don't know.
32. What color is your couch?
Sort of cream-colored, I guess? It's Haitian cotton -- off-white with brown flecks.
33. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
No, but someone at a train station once mistook me for Alec Baldwin... no joke!
34. Does someone like you right now?
I hope so.
35. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
I don't think so.
36. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
I don't text.
37. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
About seven or eight.
38. Do you swear at your parents?
My parents are long dead, but no, when they were alive I never did.
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe. Who knows?
40. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Food.
41. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you?
My fantasies.
42. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it?
Onion rings this afternoon at Burger King.
43. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Puffy only.
44. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. what do you do?
Give 'em back as good as I got.
45. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook/DD before?
Yes.
46. Do you wear a name tag at work?
I haven't worked for more than eight years, but yes, when I worked I wore an ID badge.
47. What color is your iPod?
What's an iPod?
48. What is your favorite key chain on your keys??
Nothing special.
49. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
I'm a guy. If I passed, I could sell my story and make millions!
50. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching "Golden Girls" reruns.
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