Today's exam:Never in my life have I been to:
New York City.
I hate it when:
I go to McDonald's and people sitting near me are smacking their lips while they eat. Gross!
If you're gonna talk smack about me:
Please do it out of earshot. I don't want to hear it.
The one person who can drive me nuts is:
Almost anyone I spend enough time with.
When I'm nervous:
I tend to stammer.
The last song I listened to was:
"One More Time" by Goldfinger. Try it, it's catchy!
My hair is:
Buzz cut short and dark brown (except for the grey around the temples).
When I was 5:
I got my first pair of glasses.
Last Christmas (2008):
Was a white one for a change.
I should be:
A porn star. I should get paid for doing what I love.
When I look down:
I can see my crotch.
My current annoyance is:
My right contact lens is bothering me.
I have a hard time understanding:
People. What a strange lot. Is this really my species?
There's this girl that I know:
Who moved to Scotland last year after she got married.
The thing I want to buy is:
A lakefront mansion. But there's about as much chance of that as of my marrying Prince William.
If you visited the place I'm from:
You might like it more than you thought you would.
Most recent thing I bought myself:
A 2-liter bottle of Diet Rite Pure Zero cola.
Most recent thing someone else bought me was:
A box of chocolates.
My middle name is:
Andrew.
In the morning:
I'm usually still asleep, unless the garbage trucks are making too much noise.
Last night I was:
Surfing the 'net and dozing in front of the TV.
If I was an animal I'd be:
A cat, because then they could call me "Pussy".
Tomorrow I am:
Finally getting around to preparing my tax return, hopefully.
Tonight I am:
Sleeping well, hopefully.
My favorite food is:
Just one favorite? Impossible! But I'll say spaghetti and meatballs the way Gram used to make it.
My favorite celebrity is:
I can't name just one favorite. But I'll say Robin Strasser, who plays the wicked Dorian Lord on "One Life To Live".
One day I will find:
The boyfriend of my dreams.