1. Do you like blue cheese?
Yes, on salads (and it's spelled "bleu").2. Have you ever smoked?
Yes, tried it when I was very young, but it didn't take.
3. Do you own a gun?
I have a gun in my pants.
4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite?
Lemon Grape. Thought it was pretty cool that they'd combine those two flavors.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yes.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Smothered in yellow mustard if I must.
7. Favorite Christmas Movie?
A Christmas Story.
8. Favorite thing to drink in the morning?
Unsweetened tea, hot or iced depending on season.
9. Can you do push ups?
Not very many. My arms are like twigs, they might snap under pressure.
10.What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My high school ring, I guess.
11 What is your favorite hobby?
Blow jobs.
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
I suspect I might.
13. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
My procrastination.
14. Middle name?
Andrew.
15. Best Birthday?
The day I became a legal adult and could do what I wanted.
16. Name 3 things you drink regularly?
Unsweetened iced tea, milk, Diet Rite Pure Zero cola.
17. How many siblings do you have?
One half-brother I've never met (if he's still alive).
19. Favorite place to be?
On my knees, because I'm good at it.
20. How did you bring in the New Year last year?
At home, eating and drinking.
21. Where would you like to go?
Thailand... Costa Rica...
22. Name three people who might complete this:
I'm going to skip this question. The people I always name never do.
23. Do you own slippers?
Yes, but they're falling apart. I see a new pair in my near future.
24. What shirt are you wearing?
A plain navy blue sweatshirt.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I haven't for many years, but they were OK.
26. Can you whistle?
Sort of.
27. Favorite color?
Bright yellow.
28. Would you be a pirate?
I don't wanna be a pirate!
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower anymore.
30. Favorite animal?
Cats.
31. Favorite old saying?
"Truth is stranger than fiction."
32. What's in your pocket right now?
Nothing, not wearing pockets.
33. Last thing to make you laugh?
I'm too tired to remember.
34. What vehicle do you drive?
I don't drive.
35. Worst injury you've ever had?
Fractured ankle when I was 28.
36. Do you love where you live?
Usually, except when I'm in a bad mood.
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Just one.
39. Do you have any pets?
Just the dust mites.
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Maybe. I've been hearing from total strangers on MySpace lately.
41. Your favorite book(s):
The Lord Won't Mind; The Diary of Anne Frank; many others.
42. Do you collect anything?
Dust.
43. Favorite Sports Team?
None, really.
44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Forever Young" (Alphaville)
45. What are you listening to right now?
ABC World News.
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