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18 Nov 2002 - Giant Man-Eating Bugs From Mars: & A Bit Of Porn
It feels like three sperate dreams, but I know that they are all one. I was trapped on Mars with Envii some other girl and M. We couldn't quite figure how to get away. We were trapped. Eventually Envii figured a way out, but only 2 could go at once. She failed to tell me and M how to do it. So she went, leaving me and M on Mars. When they left some giant man eating bugs started attacking.

Fortunatly they were scared of guns. I had a big motherfucking gun and started shooting. It was then that I found a piece of paper that explained how to get home. All we had to do was stand in the middle of the teleporter and quote a line then our military numbers.

Unfortunatly on Mars your memory was short. I could not remember the line or our numbers. So I went in search of the magazine that they were in. I found the magazine in a house with 2 men living in it. Their mempry was short too and didn't remember anything, so they let us in. One didn't want me to because he didn't want a mess, but after a minute he forgot why we were there.

M and I found our numbers and headed back to Earth. When we got there I had to go off with Catherine Ellis. In the dream we weren't talking, but I thought that I would give her another chance. We walked into a building where there was a market and a strip show up the other end.

I wanted to see the stip show. Catherine reluctantly came along. I told her that she didn't have to, but she did. When we got up there the strippers were really good dancers,a nd there was even a fattish stripper, which I thought was totally wrong.

We watched one routine and I got through half a warm beer. Catherine started throwing a tantrum and expected me to leave, even though I paid $20 to get in there. But I felt mean and left with her. We were walking down the street in B****** and it was foogy. She said that she regretted wearing lipstick because she was smoking. I asked why and she said smokers had people who wear lipstick because it got on their bong.

We decided to catch a taxi. It was there and then that I decided that I would never be friends with her ever again. The taxi that we got into was driven by the mean guy from Mars. He told me that we had to go back and stop the giant bugs from coming to earth.

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