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Could not open entry header file 24 May 2001 - vaginal itch cream What is the stupidest thing I have ever done? Well, one time when I was stoned I brushed my teeth with Vagisil. hhahahahaha My sister was there and laughed so hard I thought she would pee in her pants...I have yet to live that one down. I have no idea what made me think of that or what in the hell I am doing writing it for all the world to see... What else? Let's see...I once ran face first into a wire coming down from a telephone poll - full speed - and was launced backward into some bushes....too bad I can't blame that one on drugs. And even more unfortunate, all of my friends saw me do it. Atleast my nose wasn't cracked. Yep, that is right - been a boring day!!! 24 May 2001 - vaginal itch cream cont'd I am glad I could make some of you laugh. How did it go? Well, it tasted like shit and it took forever to get it out of my mouth - see, I was stoned and it took a minute or so for it to hit me - and that stuff is GREASY! hahahahahaahahahaa It did take care of that embarrassing itch though... 24 May 2001 - ahhh sucky memories Things I hated as a kid: Cap'n Crunch mouth - the raw flesh that was the roof of your mouth after you ate a heaping bowl of what amounted to sugar-coated rock cereal. Foot trauma - the enevitable consequences of running around with no shoes on. Stubbed toe, bee stings (the little fuckers hid in the clover) or dog poop. What a price to pay. Bitch slapped by a pool - I don't mean getting slapped by someone near a pool, I mean the pool taking its revenge for all the times kids peed in it...I really thought doing a "cannonball" was a good idea at the time. Splinters - whether it was in my hand or my butt, it ALWAYS sucked. Bactine - talk about pain. I would go running home with a skinned knee seeking comfort and sympathy. Instead my open wounds were sprayed with acid in a can. Skinned knees - have you ever known anything to itch SO FUCKING BAD? Posion Ivy - "watch out for the three leaves" yeah, right. They all had three leaves to me. Ok, maybe that itched as bad as the knee... The dr's office - that smell of alcohol and panicked children still haunts me. And last but not least... Swimmers toe - I don't know if that is what it is called but there has to be a name for the wrinkled, skinned up toes that you did not ENTER the pool with. Previous Month Next Month Apr 2002 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri  Sat   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Jul 2001 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri  Sat 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Jun 2001 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri  Sat           1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 [10] 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Add Reader Comment Previous Return to Index Next Show Reader Comments (3)

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