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11 Oct 2008 - TOY DICKS, COPS, AND TROLLEYS
Man Charged With Assault After Injuring Police Officer
With Sex Toy:

An Australian police officer patrolling the Bathurst 1000
Supercars event has been injured after being struck on the
head with an adult sex toy.

A police spokesman said a 22-year-old man from Moss Vale
launched at the male police officer who was seated inside
a police vehicle and struck him in the head with the adult
sex toy.

The man was arrested and charged with assault on a police
officer.

Meanwhile, police arrested and charged a 35-year-old man
from St. Helens Park for displaying pornographic material
while camping at Mount Panorama for the Bathurst 1000.

At around 9 p.m. Friday night the Public Order & Riot Squad
police were conducting a foot patrol of the McPhillamy Park
Campsite when they came across a man who was displaying
pornographic material on a television which he had mounted
on a home made trolley.

The man had been walking his trolley around the park displaying
the material.Police arrested and conveyed the man along with
his trolley to the on site police station where he was questioned
in relation to the offense.

Police conducted a search of the man’s tent where they located
and seized in excess of 20 pornographic DVDs. The man was subsequently
charged with displaying pornographic material.

Both men were issued banning notices and cannot return to the
Mount Panorama racing precinct for the remainder of the event.

I just thought this news story was funny as hell!

11 Oct 2008 - Exercise for People Over 40

Exercise for People Over 40 (really, try this)

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of
room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your
arms

straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that
you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb
potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a
100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more
than a full minute.

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the
sacks.

11 Oct 2008 - MORE CRAZY ASS PIRATES TAKE ANOTHER SHIP
Greek Ship Hijacked by Pirates Off Somali Coast
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia —

Armed pirates in speedboats hijacked a Greek chemical
tanker with 20 crew members in the Gulf of Aden near
Somalia, a maritime official said Saturday.

The Greek ship, which was flying a Panamanian flag, was
traveling from Southeast Asia to Europe when it was seized
Friday, said Noel Choong, head of the International Maritime
Bureau's piracy reporting center in Kuala Lumpur.

No further details were immediately available, he said.

The attack comes despite increased international cooperation
to crack down on pirates in the Gulf of Aden.

Friday's hijacking pushed the number of attacks this year in
the African waters to 69. A total of 27 ships have been hijacked,
and 11 remain in the hands of pirates along with more than 200
crew members, Choong said.

He said more serious action needs to be taken to intercept
pirate boats and detain the bandits.

"As long as there are no firm deterrents, pirates will continue
to attack," Choong said.

Momentum has been growing for coordinated international action
following the Sept. 25 hijacking of the Ukrainian ship MV Faina,
which was carrying tanks and other heavy weaponry.

The U.N. Security Council this past week called on countries
to send naval ships and military aircraft, and U.S. warships
are being diverted from counterterrorism duties to respond to
the sea bandits.

NATO ministers agreed Thursday to send seven ships within two
weeks to the area, where six U.S. warships are already surrounding
the Faina. Russia also announced it would cooperate with the West
in the fight, and several European countries have said they would
launch an anti-piracy patrol.

Somalia, which has not had a functioning government since 1991,
has been impoverished by decades of conflict, and piracy by
Somali gangs has emerged as a lucrative racket that brings in
millions of dollars in ransoms.







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