I've decided to stop doing purely NSYNC/Backstreet crossovers, because I'm tired of always having to figure out how to get members of two different bands into the same story. So, instead, I'm going to set the mprov toy to 'whatever', and take whatever pairing comes up, be it crossover, 'street, or 'sync. Plus, in a month and a half of doing these, my favorite pair, Lance/AJ, never came up, which was disappointing.
Pairing: AJ and Chris
Words: goddess; paternity; aim; mascot
"Okay, Kirkpatrick, let's try this one more time: some people in this world are not gay."
"I know that. I am firmly and completely aware of that fact."
"I'm one of them."
"You are not. That's just wrong. You're the mascot for gayness. The poster boy for boyband bisexuality. I know you're gay. Plus you got Eminem to get me to pose nude and you kept copies of the photos. No straight man would do something like that."
"I was trying to get you to leave me alone and stop calling me."
"Didn't work, did it?" Chris said cheerfully. "You even recognize my number on your caller ID now! That's true love, right there."
"Kirkpatrick, I recognize Kevin's number when I see it on my phone."
"You're cheating on me already? Masher! Expect a paternity suit. I'm taking our love child and suing you for all your worth. Hmph. Men. They tell you they'll treat you like a goddess, and then they stomp all over your heart with cleats."
"That wasn't the body part I was aiming for."
"Ooh, kinky. So you have a foot fetish? I can cater to that. Justin's into that. You should see how many shoes he has. Want me to send you pictures of mine."
"No. No, no, no, no. And stop telling me about Timberlake's sex life. I don't want to hear any of it."
"So why do you answer the phone when you see it's me calling you?"
"Sheer morbid curiosity."
"I knew I was growing on you."
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