(I made all these up except the human race one)
and these really arent about purim mostly… but purim was on my mind… uh cause of the shalach manot sugar high… cross referenced with the fact that Z is going to do a stand up routine in a talent show

Q) Why did G-d create Eve?
A) Because he saw Adam and realized he could do better.

Q)Why did they dispose of Haman’s Body?
A) They were tired of him “hanging around”

Q) How did Moshe devide the red sea?
A) “Ok… Oxygen to the left… Hydrogen to the right!”

Q)Why couldn’t Adam become a doctor?
A) He had no Patients.

Q)Why is Adam a famous Runner?
A) He came first in the human race.

Q)Why did the Hebrews wander in the desert for 40 years?
A)They couldn’t find a chinese resteraunt.
B)No one would stop to ask for directions.

Q)Why did G-d make Eve?
A) He wanted to have a Rib Roaring good time.

Q)What did the Hebrews realize as Moses came down from Mt. Saini?
A)The golden calf idea was a bad moooooove.

Q)What did G-d give Moshe for his headache?
A) Two Tablets.

ok tacky i know…