Dedicated to Chopper ken, the funniest silly joke teller I have ever met.
I have some entries that are long past due to be written. However, as I have said before sometimes i have to keep going forward and keep LIVING my life instead of stopping to write about it every ten minutes. I plan to have several things ready to put in here within the next few days… things about my kids, my dad and carole, ed, myself, my thoughts… when i am not taking *Fukitol… so hang in there, I promise there will be substance again… (echo echo echo)
Chopper Ken [11:19 A.M.]: Beth?
Beth [11:20 A.M.]: ken?
Chopper Ken [11:20 A.M.]: no, this is Luke
Beth [11:20 A.M.]: damn you are a smart cat
Chopper Ken [11:20 A.M.]: don’t tell Ken…he doesn’t know
Chopper Ken [11:21 A.M.]: I wrote a song about his, shall we say, lack of hair
Beth [11:21 A.M.]: we can keep it between us
Chopper Ken [11:21 A.M.]: “thanks..
Chopper Ken [11:21 A.M.]: “Ken ain’t got no follicles, E IE I O,
Beth [11:22 A.M.]: LMAO
Beth [11:22 A.M.]: well, you should hear some of the songs he makes up about you
Chopper Ken [11:22 A.M.]: Like what?
Beth [11:23 A.M.]: well I don’t know… if i tell you his then i have to tell him yours
Chopper Ken [11:24 A.M.]: hmm….okay, I’ll pass
Beth [11:24 A.M.]: thought you might wanna do that
Chopper Ken [11:25 A.M.]: btw…what do Ken and a hockey team have in common?
Beth [11:25 A.M.]: they are both knocked up?
Chopper Ken [11:26 A.M.]: hahaha..neither one of them uses balls
Beth [11:26 A.M.]: luke, that was just corny
Chopper Ken [11:26 A.M.]:
Beth [11:27 A.M.]: lol
Beth [11:27 A.M.]: i would think at least once in a while he uses them…. uh….at least when you arent looking
Beth [11:28 A.M.]: what do ken and luke have in common
Chopper Ken [11:28 A.M.]: ???
Beth [11:28 A.M.]: he stroaks both of them repeatedly
Chopper Ken [11:29 A.M.]: ROFLMAO!!!!!
Chopper Ken [11:29 A.M.]: uh, how would you know?
Beth [11:29 A.M.]: i am physichs
Chopper Ken [11:29 A.M.]: yes, Ken has told me you’re the most psychic person he’s ever met….or did he say psycho?
Beth [11:31 A.M.]: well, there is a difference between psychics and physics
Chopper Ken [11:32 A.M.]: psychic is that you know he does it…physics is knowing HOW he does it..is that right?
Beth [11:32 A.M.]: yeah, he gets physical
Chopper Ken [11:33 A.M.]: with himself….
Chopper Ken [11:33 A.M.]: I think the other day, he got in a tickle fight with himself, and tried to makehimself say “I’m a bitch”
Beth [11:34 A.M.]: woh
Beth [11:34 A.M.]: and i thought I was the only one he did that to, he always wins our tickle fights and he is relentless, even though i am not a bitch I end up saying that I am
Chopper Ken [11:34 A.M.]: no…he tried it with me….only I’m not ticklish
Beth [11:34 A.M.]: so did he say it?
Chopper Ken [11:35 A.M.]: no…he held out, somehow
Beth [11:37 A.M.]: well, luke, it’s been great talking with you. I’ve got to do some stuff online. Ed told me that ken called , and so maybe later i can give ken a call back? after i get home from visiting the kids? around 6 or 7?
Chopper Ken [11:37 A.M.]: okay..I’ll tell Mr. Clean…uh, Ken
Beth [11:37 A.M.]: thanks
Beth [11:37 A.M.]: and remember… as far as he knows… we never had sex with each other
Chopper Ken [11:37 A.M.]: I won’t tell
Beth [11:37 A.M.]: or type… Be good
Chopper Ken [11:38 A.M.]: why start now?
Beth [11:38 A.M.]: i dunno… be furry. hasta la later
Chopper Ken [11:39 A.M.]: Later!