My mom sent this to me…. I dont know who wrote it originally.
GREEN EGGS AND WHAT?
The National Education Association is celebrating “Read Across America” by encouraging adults to read to children. Of course, Green Eggs and Ham is one of the most popular Dr.. Seuss books. And, there’s the dilemma. How can Jewish kids celebrate with green Eggs and HAM? So, in honor of (and with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss) here’s a new ending for the story:
Will you never see?
They are not KOSHER, So let me be!
I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them, Sam-I-am
But I’ll eat green eggs with a biscuit!
Or I will try them with some brisket.
I’ll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up in matzo brie!
And in a boat upon the river,
I’ll eat green eggs with ! chopped liver!
So if you’re a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham,
Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup
lol @ tori.
42 or 4:20?
LMAO… we’ll have to ask lilith to be sure.
*lights cig*
I’ll smoke your share.
hey sis!
i’m glad they got you sorted for half price pizza and well they should have too! at least you remembered a name, its more frustrating when somebody in a company promises you something but darn it you forget to record who you were talking to. happens all the time to people who ring up our company, hehehe
hope you’re enjoying yourself and still calling up dd diarists. i might just have to go check out liveinskins diary as this is the 2nd time you’ve mentioned them. ta taaa
love sez
Green eggs and chicken soup. Poetry for the soul.
Actually, I prefer the Cat in the Hat in Yiddish, for our Jewish kiddies – also known as "Di Kats der Payats".
You can find it here:
http://www.yiddishcat.com
and here
http://mysite.verizon.net/~vze25w7k/