It seems some of my newer readers were a bit mystified by the nature of George, and read entirely the wrong meaning from my opening paragraph last night.
See? Definitely a cat, not a man. I hope that alleviates your fears about my morals 😉
(He normally looks a lot darker than in that photo – most people think he’s a black cat, but bright sunshine or the camera flash reveal that his coat is actually a very deep chocolate).
And an update on how I spent the rest of the evening: